The Indian said “I wish for enough aircraft to take all fellow Indians back to our homeland!”POOF It was done! Row after row of aircraft filled the sky.The Muslim said “I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country infested with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve the Prophet Allah”.POOF It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.Turning to the Australian, the Genie asked “And what is your wish?”The Aussie watched as the loaded aircraft began moving toward the runway, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.He said “Look mate, just give me a cold beer. It really doesn’t get any better than this!”Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says “Honey, my hands. " Oh, yeah, I know," his excitement dropped a little.I pulled the distributor, prying it off with my screwdriver and that was his problem. It was fried, black and dusty inside, like I knew it would be. It had shorted out somewhere and I could see a lot of exposed copper where some of the rubber was eaten away, so that was why his battery was dead too, although it was seriously weird. I checked the rest of his wires and looked at the alternator, but without removing it I wasn't gonna be able to tell much. Half his plugs were definitely fried though and I just wondered how long Josh had been driving around on like three cylinders."Distributor?" Josh stared it. "What's that cost?" Don't worry about it. I can find one in the shop," I told him. "We gotta gank your battery though. Here ... Good experience for ya." What? Oh ... You want me to do it?" Josh took my crescent wrench and I nodded, watching as he started undoing the bolts for his battery connections."Remind yourself to bring a.
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